Treat your Butt with Whisper Bidets
Your Butt Deserves the Best.
If you had a bidet in the last 2 years- you would have had zero stress with the ole toilet paper shortage of 2019-2020. No joke- the bidet can save the day with its impressive butt cleaning ability and toilet paper reducing magical powers. Everyone deserves a clean butt- and its the ultimate giving back item if you think about it….who doesn’t want a better smelling, cleaner butt?
Whisper Bidets are the very thing to help you clean your booty after you drop deucey. Whisper is a sleek and simple to install bidet that fits under your (toilet) seat so you can get shower clean. But why do we even need one, isn’t that what TP/Butt Wipes are for? We asked the same thing- but (different kinda butt), come to find out- a bidet gets you cleaner than TP ever could. Our crew wanted to see what all the hype was about so we grabbed a hold of a bidet and tested it out!
INITIAL IMPRESSION
Ok, we are not going to lie. We sort of chuckled when we first got shipped the Bidet from Whisper. We might be grown men, but we still giggle at fart jokes and laugh like an awkward 12 year old when someone mentions key words like: butt, poop, or hole. So, when we dove into the video showing reminding you that if you “Poop in a Bowl, Rinse your Hole” we laughed yet again…
Butt jokes aside- after we let the laughter settle, we actually found this concept to be legit. As mentioned in the video, WE as U.S.A. based duuudes are wayyy behind the bidet curve- Many countries think we are the weird ones for NOT using a bidet-FACTS. So, once we wrapped our minds around the concepts of a clean flow of water rinsing our bottoms off instead of wiping with 2-ply paper, we instantly were excited to see what this was all about. So, here is the Whisper Bidet:
Pretty simple and clean device (in more ways than one). This little contraption attaches to your toilet, under the seat, and uses a water pull device to spray your underparts when it comes time to be done on the toilet. With knob adjustments for the amount of pressure and water your butt desires, the Whisper provides a clean way to clean your bottom.
The concept is simple and straightforward, doesn’t take up a lot of room, and can be installed by YOU in no matter of time.
The Whisper Bidet easily attaches to your toilet at home, just under the seat, and leaves you feeling shower-clean. Just twist the knob beside the bowl to rinse your hole. It's the fastest, most thorough, and eco-friendly way to clean your ass.
• Self-Cleaning Nozzle Hygiene Rinse
• Full-Length Nozzle Sprayer Shield
• Anti-Microbial Grade Plastic
• Water Pressure Control
• Precise, Soft-Water Sprayer
• Premium High-Quality Parts Included
• Easy-Install 10-Minute Mount
• No Electricity or Plumbing Required
• 1-Year Warranty on Parts
• 60-Day Money-Back Guarantee
Initial duuude impression: We just might cancel that T.P. order…
TESTING IT OUT
Call it what you want- Rump, Tush, Booty, Derriere- your bottom needs to be clean folks. Yes, washing it in the shower before work, after work-whenever is good, but it gets used more than that and thus, deserves the love and attention of any other body part.
Our crew popped open the box and installed the Bidet as outlined by Whisper. Whisper can be installed in 10 minutes by anyone without special tools or electricity. In 17 easy steps, the Whisper was installed and ready for showtime.
Once installed, we checked the water to make sure that the dress rehearsal did not lend itself to acting more like a pressure washer than a soft and gentle clean. Initial test was a success…we have water flow!
We will spare you the details of the testing of the bidet. You don’t want that level of detail and we want to maintain our dignity. We will say, the bidet is legit. Our crew dialed up the water when we were done and let the bidet do the rest! The feeling of the water comes to be just a natural and soothing expereince once you start using it more and more. The kicker was, we just rinsed for around 7 seconds, dab dry with a few squares of TP and that is it!
Full-Length Nozzle Guard
The nozzle sprayer is protected from debris and splash back, ensuring it remains untouched, and perfectly clean.
Pressure Control + Self-Cleaning
Whisper's water pressure dial has a smooth glide feel and audibly clicks in the off position. Use REAR to rinse your rear and NOZZLE to rinse the nozzle sprayer.
Auto-Retracting Soft-Water Sprayer
The nozzle lowers into position automatically during use, delivering a perfectly angled stream of water where you need it. Women can tilt their body forward to rinse their front.
STANDOUT FEATURES
After testing the bidet out for a few days, there were some key things that stood out to our crew about Whisper:
More hygienic – WIping can irritate the skin, cause anal fissures, lead to UTIs, and aggravate hemorrhoids. Rinsing feels refreshing, cleans away fecal matter more thoroughly, soothes discomforts like hemorrhoids, and keeps your hands away from fecal matter.
Whisper’s slim design, premium aesthetic, and quirky brand personality make it a real challenger to Tushy Bidets. Key differences: The Whisper Bidet is slimmer, has a nozzle guard to protect from falling debris, a visually pleasing white water supply hose with metal fittings, and a metal T-adapter instead of Tushy’s plastic T-adapter.
Saves you money – For the cost of a few months worth of Charmin you can own a Whisper Bidet.
Eco-friendly – One roll of toilet paper requires 37 gallons of water to turn 1.5lbs of hard tree into soft paper. Whisper uses just 1 cup per use to clean your heinie.
BONUS FEATURES
If saving some green while also cleaning some turd is not enough, we have a special offer for our readers! You can nab $6 Off your Whisper order- Yeah we know $6 ain’t huge dough, but hey a deal is a deal.
In addition to this, Whisper offers a fun blog to take a deeper dive into the world of cleaning your butt! Doesn’t that sound fun!?
Overall duuude Factor: Whisper Bidet gives Your Butt the Refreshing Cleaning it Deserves!
Price: $89 on Whisper
***duuude readers can take $6 OFF Whisper Bidets!
BRAND INFO
For 28 years, like you, I got "clean" after using the bathroom by wiping. And accepted, as a necessary evil, the frustration of infinity wipes—you know, where you wipe and wipe and wipe, but the damn toilet paper still won’t come up clean.
Finally, I tried a bidet—and, holy shit, it was a game-changer. They’re cleaner, cheaper, environmentally friendly, and, most importantly, I was wiping just once and the toilet paper was coming up clean!
A year later I began obsessing over creating Whisper, a bidet that doesn’t just clean your butt, but one that's designed to look great on your toilet, install in 10 minutes, and always stay clean while you're doing the dirty.
Get your bum over to Whisper and clean things up, would ya?