Are Your Balls in Good Hands?…Balls.co wants to know.
Balls.co cares about your family jewels.
What's the first thing that comes to mind when you think of balls.co? For us, it was "Wow, this is a hair trimmer specifically designed for men's balls." And you know what? We were spot on. Balls.co isn’t just a brand, it’s a family name. BALLS was founded after several awkward conversations around the Ball dinner table about using kitchen scissors to groom your manhood. (Yes, that’s the family surname. And yes, that’s what some families talk about at dinner?). Several more awkward conversations later, Balls.co learned most people use conventional razors (which can get ugly), craft scissors, nail clippers, a pocket knife, or a random pizza cutter (!) to tackle growth downstairs. So, they set upon a quest to design and develop a trimmer made for effectively grooming the most sensitive of areas.
“No snags on our bags” was the goal... and after experimenting with hundreds of different blades and designs, BALLS’ crew released the Balls™ Trimmer. They believe THIS trimmer - with its ceramic anti-nick blades and SackSafe™ guard - and the Balls™ line of lotions and washes are the best solution to an unpleasant groin.
Our crew tested out the Balls™ Trimmer to see if the shave is all it’s worth using on the ole “Family Jewels”…
INITIAL IMPRESSION
Realzing for most that men's grooming is still quite a taboo topic...such is not true for Balls.co customer support team and staff. They have dedicated themselves to being the best partner for all things Balls-related. Have a question? Just ask. With specialists working 24/7, you can connect with real human beings with real balls (literal or metaphorical).
Featuring top-quality micro trimming ceramic blades for precise trimming, and a 6,200RPM motor ideally tuned (not too fast, not too slow) to trim groin hair of all textures and thicknesses, the BALLS™ Trimmer is purpose-built to minimize pulls, nicks and snags.
Waterproof, wireless, shock-resistant and matte coated for a no-slip grip, the BALLS™ Trimmer is perfectly-suited to helping you groom wherever, whenever you need it.
WHAT’S IN DAT BOX?
BALLS™ Trimmer
SackSafe™ Guard
BALLS™ Cradle
Cleaning Brush
Charging Cable
BALLS uses SackSafe Guards as well as top-quality micro-trimming teeth, black ceramic blades which glide across skin causing zero sensitivity and a 6,200 RPM motor that’s ideally tuned to trim hair of all thicknesses and textures. This minimizes tugs, nicks, pulls, and snags. Unlike your partner, the blades come lubricated and ready to go!
6,200RPM Motor that purrs like a kitten
Battery Ni-MH 600mAh*2 (if you know what this means, you might be a scientist or engineer and we pray your balls are getting some action)
Running time: 1 hour (that’s longer than you or your partner let’s be real)
USB Charging cable 12v (you don’t have enough cables)
Waterproof & Shock-resistant casing - to keep you from slipping up.
Our initial crew impression: Hold our beer, we may need to do some trimmin’…
TESTING IT OUT
No better way to test out a men’s ball hair trimmer than trying it out on the the ole forest, are we right or are we right?
Our crew all got a hold of this waterproof AF ball trimmer to see if we could trim some hair without ripping our sacks apart.
$65 | BALLS™ Trimmer + Subscription (SAVE $4)
Blades Every 3 Months For Only $19 - Stay Sharp!
Extended BALLS of Steel Warranty
Save 20% On Blades!
Easily Cancel Anytime
Trying The BALLS Trimmer out for the first time (in the shower) was sort of anxiety provoking. Picture it, Sicily 1929…ok pardon the Golden Girls Reference, but for real- think about standing in water, with an electronic device aimed for your nether regions, about ready to put it right on your balls….and start cutting! Not going to lie- it took some confidence to get the party started. But, as real duuudes do, we rallied (no the crew was not all in the shower at the same time. Get your mind out the gutter).
Let the Trim, begin!
Like any guy with hair down there, we trimmed our balls like we were ready to compete in the Olympics on the swim team. With just a few strokes (wait, wut?), we found the hair falling off us like our clothes when our girl gives us the green light for “fun times.” Adding the BALLS body wash onto our package made delivery that much better if you know what we mean.
Although the body was is not mandatory- it is recommended. Smells legit and leaves your body more hydrated than that bush your moms been watering…why does every analogy sound so dirty!? The shave took about 30 seconds to have the entire forest shaved. We loved the freedom to literally shave in any direction, at any moment, with blatant disregard and with the added bonus of ZERO cuts. Not one pinch. Not one bad pull. In short: the shave was the closest we have ever had.
All in all we were overwhelmingly impressed with The BALLS Trimmer. From the ease of use, smooth cut and trim experience, body wash and waterproof AF design, we enjoyed the smoothness of our boys!
STANDOUT FEATURES
The BALLS Trimmer is extremely well designed and hits all the aspects of a nick free shave any guy would want. There are some key standout features we wanted to highlight:
The BALLS Trimmer is easy to bring into the shower, on a road trip, even to the office for those “get this done” moments
The waterproof design makes shaving in the shower a breeze- so you have no cleanup to do!
Super quiet motor and the smoothness of the blades are like nothing we have put on our sacks before
Ergonomic and slim design can be brought anywhere you go and even used by a friend on you!
The body wash and balls lather is a very solid product-all to enhance the exprience
BONUS FEATURES
As an added bonus, BALLS offers not only The BALLS Trimmer, but also features other shaving essentials to keep your shave game on lock all year long.
From The BALLS Trimmer to body washes, lotions , and chargers, BALLS not only has your jewels covered, but anything they come in contact with covered too!
BALLS Overall duuude Factor: Such Smooth Balls, it could be Criminal!
Price: $65 on Balls.co
***duuude readers shave 15% off with code DUUUDE15
BRAND INFO
That’s what it’s BALLS about!
We believe our trimmer - with its ceramic anti-nick blades and SackSafe™ guard - and the Balls™ line of lotions and washes are the best solution to an unpleasant groin.
We also realized that men's grooming is still quite a taboo topic...but not for our customer support team and staff. We’ve dedicated ourselves to being the best partner for all things Balls-related. Have a question? Just ask. We’re specialists with 24/7 customer support from real human beings with real balls (literal or metaphorical).
That's what BALLS™ is all about - we hope you enjoy!
Cheers,
Tyler Ball - founder of BALLS
By combining a simple, effective, and easy-to-use set of men’s intimate grooming tools; education and information about the what, how and why of men’s intimate grooming; and taboo-free, no-holds-barred humor, BALLS removes the barrier for men to “go there”, and get trimming - and in doing so, help them achieve the self-confidence that comes with looking and feeling their best.
Want a Smooth Shave? The Trimmer for Down-There Trusted By 200K+ Balls Around The World. Showerproof. SackSafe™ Technology. 12 Months Warranty. BALLS Trimmer features micro trimming ceramic blades for precise trimming, and a motor ideally tuned to minimize snags and cuts. Quiet & Cordless.
