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Delta THC Seltzer and Cannabis Water Drinks: The Ultimate Alcohol Alternative? We Put Delta Light & Delta Cannabis Water to the Test

Cheers to no-hangovers!

Let’s be honest—sometimes, drinking just isn’t it. Maybe you’re trying to avoid a hangover, maybe you don’t want to blow your whole paycheck at the bar, maybe you want to kick it with the crew and bring something different to the party…or maybe you just want a different way to unwind. Enter Delta CBD THC drinks, the latest contender in the “let’s-get-buzzed-but-responsibly” category.

Our crew got our hands on some new drinks from Delta and gathered around for a hangout with extended crew members—some beer lovers, some whiskey guys, and one duuude who somehow likes White Claws—to test out Delta Light (5mg THC) and Delta Cannabis Water (20mg THC). The goal? Figure out if these actually work as a true alcohol alternative and whether they’re worth swapping your usual drink for.

So, do these THC-infused drinks hit the same as a cold beer or a stiff cocktail? Or do they leave you sitting on the couch wondering why you feel almost something?

Let’s find out. Oh, and one more thing- our review is by no means meant to be taken as CBD/THC truth bombs. If you consume these drinks you are doing so because you want to- and you purchased on your own will…

TL:DR: Delta CBD THC Drinks: The Alcohol Alternative That Actually Works

Delta CBD THC drinks offer a legit alcohol alternative with a smooth, enjoyable buzz and zero hangover. Delta Light (5mg THC) delivers a light, social vibe similar to 1-2 beers, while Delta Cannabis Water (20mg THC) packs a stronger, cocktail-like effect for full relaxation. Both are crisp, refreshing, and far healthier than booze, with fewer calories and no dehydration. They take about 20-30 minutes to kick in, so pacing is key, but if you’re looking to swap out alcohol for something chill, effective, and regret-free, Delta drinks are a solid choice.

What Are Delta Cannabis Water and THC Seltzer Drinks?

Glad you asked! Delta has two tiers of THC drinks:

  1. Delta Light (5mg THC) → A mild, social buzz—think light beer vibes.

  2. Delta Cannabis Water (20mg THC) → A stronger, full-body relaxation experience.

Both options are infused with CBD and THC, which helps take the edge off and keeps things smooth. No paranoia, no crash, just a good time—at least, that’s the promise.

Unlike alcohol, these don’t dehydrate you, don’t mess with your sleep, and (best part) don’t leave you nursing a hangover the next day.

But how do they actually feel?

Delta Light (5mg THC): The Chill, Social Sipper

Taste: Light, Refreshing, and Easy to Drink

Delta Light drinks are perfect for casual sipping. We tried a few flavors, and the best ones were:

  • Squeeze of Lime → Think THC-infused Sprite.

  • Tropical Mango → Surprisingly smooth, a little tart, very drinkable.

  • Bright Berry → Borderline dangerous—tastes way too much like a White Claw.

These are bubbly, crisp, and not too “weedy” in flavor. If you like hard seltzers, these will be right up your alley.

Effects: Light Buzz, No Sloppiness

  • Kicks in around 20-30 minutes after drinking.

  • Feels like one or two light beers—a mild, relaxed buzz.

  • Social, not overwhelming, perfect for a chill night or casual hangout.

Best for:
✔️ Happy hours where you don’t want to go hard
✔️ BBQs, beach days, or casual kickbacks
✔️ Staying functional while still catching a buzz

If you usually go for a couple of beers or a glass of wine, Delta Light does the job. It’s smooth, balanced, and won’t knock you out, which makes it a great alcohol alternative.

But what if you want something stronger?

Delta Cannabis Water (20mg THC): The Heavy Hitter

Taste: Clean, Crisp, and Surprisingly Smooth

Delta Cannabis Water is straight-up refreshing. Unlike traditional THC drinks that lean toward fruity or soda-like flavors, this one is clean and light, almost like a premium mineral water—but with a secret kick.

  • No artificial sweetness → This isn’t a soda or a seltzer.

  • Pure, refreshing taste → Goes down easy, doesn’t feel heavy.

  • No overpowering weed aftertaste → Unlike some high-dose THC drinks, this one is subtle.

Effects: Strong, Relaxing, and Long-Lasting

Our crew is a mix of different weights, heights, and we also sampled these with some of the crew’s significant others. The variance in how it “hit” each person was slightly different.

  • Takes about 20-30 min on average to kick in

  • Feels like two or three cocktails—warm, relaxing, slightly floaty.

  • Not ideal for “casual sipping”—this is a full-on event drink.

Best for:
✔️ Replacing a few strong cocktails without getting sloppy
✔️ A solid wind-down after a long day
✔️ When you want to feel something but don’t want the alcohol consequences

This stuff is stronger than expected. If you’re new to THC drinks, start slow. You don’t want to be the guy who drinks a whole can too fast and suddenly realizes he’s too high to find his phone (which is in his hand).

Delta Light vs. Delta Cannabis Water: Which One Should You Choose?

How Body Type Affects Delta THC Drinks: Small, Medium & Large Frame Differences

Just like alcohol, THC drinks hit differently depending on your size, metabolism, and tolerance. We tested Delta Light (5mg THC) and Delta Cannabis Water (20mg THC) across the crew—ranging from lean guys to bigger dudes and some of the crew’s signifigant others for a taste test and a “So how long did it take to kick in?” test—to see how fast the effects kicked in and how long they lasted. Here’s what we found (keep in mind these are ballparks and can hit different based on food in stomach, tolerance, or just sheer body Physiology).

Smaller frames feel the effects quicker and stronger, while bigger guys have a delayed but smoother ride. Regardless of size, start slow and let it build—unlike alcohol, you won’t feel it right away, but when it kicks in, it’s a whole vibe. Both versions have zero hangover, no dehydration, and way fewer calories than beer or cocktails, making them a solid swap for alcohol.

Price: Is It Worth It?

  • Delta Light (~$5-$7 per can) → About the price of a hard seltzer or craft beer.

  • Delta Cannabis Water (~$8-$12 per can) → More like a cocktail at a bar, but cheaper than multiple drinks.

Not cheap, but considering you only need one or two, it’s a solid deal—especially when you factor in no Uber ride home, no drunk food cravings, and no 3 AM regrets.


Last Call!

Should You Try Delta CBD THC Drinks?

Yes, if:
✔️ You want a chill, functional buzz without the booze.
✔️ You’re tired of waking up dehydrated and regretful.
✔️ You like trying new things and want a legit alcohol alternative.

Skip it if:
❌ You’re impatient (they take a bit to kick in).
❌ You love the ritual of drinking (these feel different).
❌ You think "more is better" and will chug them like beer (trust us, don’t).

Final Thoughts:

  • Delta Light (5mg THC) → Perfect for a light buzz, casual sipping, and social events.

  • Delta Cannabis Water (20mg THC) → Stronger, more relaxing, and a great alcohol-free nightcap.

If you’re looking to cut back on drinking or just want a solid alternative, these drinks actually work. They won’t make you loud and reckless like alcohol, but they will keep you feeling good without the next-day regrets.

Cheers—without the hangover.

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