The Ballber™: No Cuts Allowed

grooming

Jan 24

No Cuts, Happy Nuts

Guys we have a serious topic to cover: Your man berries. Ya know, your “Gonads”, your “Nargberries”-yea your “Bean Bags.” Whatever you call ‘em they deserve the best trim, manscape, ball “spa-day” one could offer. So where does one go to get the best trim this side of the Ballsourri? Our crew turned to Happy Nuts and their ultimate trimmer: The Ballber™

Just like the name implies, The Ballber™ is designed to trim those hard-to-reach areas for effective nut-keeping and manscaping routines. Say bye-bye to cuts, nicks, pulling, tugging, and snags when it comes time to trim the tree trunk or cut down the brush.

Our crew tested out The Ballber™ to see if the shave is all it’s worth using on the ole “Family Jewels”…

INITIAL IMPRESSION

The Barber Shop vibe and fun aspect of the brand sort of brings the ease and comfort to even talking about manscaping with Happy Nuts. Like the name implies, Happy Nuts has one goal: shave down the brush, minus the cuts (we made that up just now). Anyhow- our initial impression when unboxing the Ballber was quite simple: Walks like a electric razor, talks like an electric razor, must be just an ordinary razor?….nope! Not. At. All.

The Ballber™ Includes:

DUAL-SIDED ERGONOMIC DESIGN

Yeah, The Ballber™ goes both ways, making it easy to shave in either direction. The slim shape is optimal for trimming hard-to-reach areas.

NUT-SAFE BLADE

The 30 degree pivoting blade is engineered for nut-keeping. Say goodbye to cuts, nicks, pulling, tugging, and snags.

BEST-IN-CLASS WARRANTY

90 Day warranty to keep those nuts happy.

IPX7 WATERPROOF

Safe to use in the shower or rinse in the sink for easy cleaning.

POWERFUL 7000 RPM ULTRA-QUIET MOTOR

High power yet low vibration tames coarse hair with ease.

LONG-LASTING RECHARGEABLE BATTERY

Talk about stamina, the Lithium-ion rechargeable battery lasts up to 150 minutes from a single charge.

Our initial crew impression: We may have finally found the best close ball-shaving kit!

TESTING IT OUT

No better way to test out a men’s ball hair trimmer than trying it out on the the ole forest, are we right or are we right?

Our crew all got a hold of Happy Nuts The Ballber™ to see if we could trim some hair without ripping our sacks apart.

The Ballber™

SHAVE AS CLOSE AS YOU WANT
With 4 attachments you can get close or just trim a little off the top

NO BUMPS AND NO CUTS
Unlike standard razors, the unique design will not result in razor bumps or cuts on the boys.
SHAVE ANYWHERE WITH NO MESS
Shower shaver? They have you covered.

Trying The Ballber™ out for the first time (in the shower) was sort of anxiety provoking. Think about it- you are standing in water, with an electronic, about ready to put it right on your balls….and start cutting! Not going to lie- it took some confidence to get the party started. But, as real duuudes do, we rallied (no the crew was not all in the shower at the same time. Get your mind out the gutter).

Let the Trim, begin!

Going with the closest shave setting (so no attachments, attached) we fired up The Ballber™ and started at it. The motor is super quiet so no worries about announcing to those around you “I am shaving my balls now!”…just you and your sack alone in the shower. The trim blade was extremly smooth and felt like you were just gliding a metal plate along your junk. No tugs. No nicks. No cuts. Just smooth shaving ahead. The shave is close. Like super close- so if you want to really clean up the woods, go with the lowest setting.

We enjoyed using the Nut and Body wash while shaving too for a super smooth surface. Although not mandatory- it is recommended. Smells legit too! The shave took about 30 seconds to have the entire package shaved. We loved the freedom to literally shave in any direction, at any speed, with blatant disregard and there were 0 cuts. Not one pinch. Not one bad pull. In short: the shave was the best we have ever had.

All in all we were overwhelmingly impressed with The Ballber™. From the ease of use, smooth cut and trim experience, body wash and even post shave cream (which was amazingly smooth all day on the boys), we would say this was by far the best ball hair shaving experience we have ever had.

STANDOUT FEATURES

The Ballber™ is extremely well designed and hits all the aspects of a nick free shave any guy would want. There are some key standout features we wanted to highlight:

The Ballber™ has several attachments so you can get as close or as far away to the jewels as you want!
The waterproof design makes shaving in the shower a breeze- so you have no cleanup to do!
Super quiet motor and the smoothness of the blades are like nothing we have ever tried
Ergonomic and slim design can be brought anywhere you go!
The body wash and post shave cream are very solid products all to enhance the exprience

BONUS FEATURES

As an added bonus, Happy Nuts offers not only The Ballber™, but also features other shaving essentials to keep your shave game on lock all year long.